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Ok, So Maybe Ellen's Actually Indian
There's crazy cat people, and then there's crazy cat people:
Teachers claim that at least a dozen girls have taken ill under mysterious circumstances in the past two weeks, all fainting without a cause, only to wake up and start behaving like cats.
Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "chasing pussy", don't it?
A couple of things can be said about this.
1) The kids made it up to avoid school in general or some test.
2) Cosidering I'm a spiritualist now. Something really odd has happened.
3) Ever see the first aired South Park episode with the aliens and their mind control device?