Aaron over at Uppity-Negro somehow stumbled onto my worst computing nightmare:

Hello Kitty responds to your keyboard motion by talking and moving!

Hello Kitty will talk with you along with the input motion of the keyboard (moves both arms and head). Hello Kitty is able to talk in both Japanese and English. The languages can be switched. There is an English or Japanese manual available to you.

Includes excruciatingly-cute pictures of said product.

I'm so glad Ellen went for eye surgery instead of a new laptop this year. However, some of this stuff might make nice wedding presents...