Fark linked up the latest in stupid-is-as-stupid-dies morons:

A northwest Iowa man illegally making powerful fireworks died Friday after the materials ignited, causing an explosion so powerful that it blew off his hands.
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Kaiser was mixing together gunpowder, sulfur chlorate and phosphorous in his living room at the time of the blast, Bloomendaal said.

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I remember an Alfa guy who was nice but a little, well, off. He had the carcass of a 1971 Ford Mach-1 automobile sitting in his living room. Hey, at least that couldn't kill him.