Lair takes a different tack on computer support with Miscommunication:

*knock knock knock*

"Come in," says the attendant, putting down his coffee.

A meek customer holds a license plate in his hands. He sits down in a chair and smiles.

"I just got this license plate," says the customer. "Now how do I drive to the store?"

"Well, where's your car?" says the attendant.

"I need a car to do that?" sayd the customer. "I've got a license plate... and I've got a driver's license..."

"You need a car, sir," says the attendant. "Why don;t you just follow me to the Sales Desk and-"

"BUT I WANT TO GO TO THE STORE!" shouts the customer.

I wonder if he'd open a car shop with me?