Ron gets a sqishy no-prize for bringing us the latest news on Ellen's favorite sea-beastie, the Giant Squid:

The giant squid is not especially choosy when it comes to sex and will mate blindly without checking if the object of its affections is male or female, a German researcher said Tuesday.

And they haven't even ruled out giant Giant Squid orgies yet! I wonder what Ron Jermey's porno CD would sound like at 3000 feet?