Proof positive that fashion has absolutely no connection with taste, reality, or common sense, we have the $150 (to start) Janet Jackson Boob Purse:

New York's celebrated wearable art designer, Edwin Atkins, will honor this political and social event with his latest creation. The "JANET" This handmade leather black lambskin bag is molded around a 34C bra, complete with soft foam breast, sunburst nipple shield and stud.

Well, since it doesn't have a cat on it, I know it won't end up in our house!