Not content with adding cameras, cellphone manufacturers seem to be attempting to literally stuff the kitchen sink into their creations:

• The Encyclo-phone, containing the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica, complete with full-motion video illustrations;
• The Defenderfone, with a 200-volt stun gun and a design reminiscent of "Star Trek" "phaser" weapons;

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Although none of these imaginative features have much hope of adoption by major handset makers, Prophy-Lectric's Nippit 3000 electronic spermicide has a fighting chance to beat the odds and show up in every responsible single's mobile phone before this year's New Year's Eve parties.

Yup, that's right folks. There's now even an add-in for you horny cellphoners who don't have time for a condom. I was going to ask, "what will they think of next?", but I'm pretty sure I just don't want to know.

Update: Busted. It's a hoax. Gah. You'd think by now I'd know to read the whole article before commenting on it. Of course, if I did that, I wouldn't be much of a blogger, would I?