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SeXpErImenT with A Real Doll
I'm guessing that, at least once per relationship, your partner will ask you if he or she is being used just for sex. Even if you're inclined to stop humping their leg for a minute and deny, deny, deny, more often than not, their gut instinct is well founded. If this is a recurring theme in your relationships with people, you might consider investing in a Real Doll, a high-end humanoid love toy that is guaranteed to love you long time — or, indeed, any time. A little creepy? Somewhat degrading? Sure, but so is making nice at Thanksgiving with the family of the person you can barely stand to look at anymore.Real Dolls are certainly more natural. The skin responds to a squeeze like a healthy nineteen-year-old Midwestern girl's might. The shocking difference — something I hadn't really anticipated — was that my date was stone cold to the touch. (Matt later told me that Real Doll owners put the dolls under electric blankets or in the tub to heat them up; apparently, silicone retains warmth.) Undeterred, I popped a boob out of her chiffon dress. This would be the true test of anatomic accuracy. I breathed on Karen's perky orbs like a grandmother cleaning her spectacles, attempting to take the chill off. I took one in each hand, and it felt good. Really good. I closed my eyes and tried to imagine I was feeling a real woman's C-cup boobs. Oddly enough, aside from the slightly tacky feel of the silicone, these boobs felt more natural than the fake sets that reside on real people. I was so zenned out that I didn't notice Aaron sneak back into the room. "Looks like you've made friends," he said, jolting me out of my daydream.
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"Click here for more pics." Uh, NO, thanks. The thumbnails of the writer's "clevage" are QUITE enough.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on March 6, 2004 07:00 PMOk, I clicked, but it wasn't that bad.
What? Who am I kidding. This guy schtupped what is in essence a very good looking corpse. And wrote about it. And took pictures of it. And I read it.
I'm not sure there are enough levels in the human psyche to describe how skeevy I find the whole concept. Straight guys often wonder why girls are so incomprehensible. It's when I realize chicks have to figure out which guy would be a good father (or, if nothing else, not a rapist) versus one who would rather have sex with this, just by looking at him, well, suddenly it starts to make a little more sense.
Posted by: Scott on March 6, 2004 09:04 PMWell, guys have to figure out which girls are looking for a good husband and which are just looking for a fat child support check, just by looking at them.
Hey, crazy concept... maybe people should DATE first! Or maybe even hang out as friends for a while, and get to know each other.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on March 6, 2004 09:51 PMuhmmm. that's somewhat disturbing. You know that the next step is to attach a couple of servo motors or something like that, hook it up to the internet, and then some fat guy will be banging a hot-looking doll thinking that the chick on the other side is a hottie - however, it'll end up being his cousin...
Posted by: Ron on March 6, 2004 10:29 PMMEN!
Posted by: Pat Johnson on March 7, 2004 04:29 PMif im reading this right... your saying there is a doll out there thats almost like the real thing.. umm i cant speak for all men... however i will wait for misses right to appear... so no dolls for me. : o )
Posted by: Eddie on December 13, 2004 09:32 AMi cant pay 7grand for a doll. is there a used site where i could buy?
used?!, you'd buy someones used silicone hump monkey??, thats worse than sloppy seconds. gonna get one get a new one, wanna save some money get a japanese version of the Dolls.
Posted by: Bubba on January 26, 2006 11:52 PMOh jeez. You know, sooner or later, some bright entrepreneur is going to fill the "rent-a-RealDoll" niche market.
Imagine being the guy that cleans and disinfects the returns. Suddenly, saying "do you want fries with that" for the rest of your career doesn't look so bad.