Top 10 things I have learned from this diet:

10. It does not work at all.
9. It's just some fruit cocktail mix that you have to dilute to drink or you'll burn the inside of your mouth with it. It probably would make a good floor cleaner.
8. Your brother calls you a pussy when you can't be on the diet for 2 days. This of course has absolutely no parallels with his smoking habit. Pussy.
7. Friends think you're binging and purging and going all anorexic.
6. People send you links to weird talking eggs.
5. It mixes well with alcohol.
4. Small people with fast metabolisms should not try this diet.
3. Small people with fast metabolisms and four boxes of leftover Chinese food in their fridge should definitely not try this diet.
2. IRONY: when you go on a purge diet, but your husband's the one in the bathroom all the time because of a bad burrito.
1. I now have the definitive answer to the mommy-question, "well, if your friends all ran off a cliff, would you do it too?"

Fine. I'm a lemming. At least I'm a lemming with a funky marguerita!