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Fine, it's ok for my Kid to Get this Stuff... but Me?!?
Richie: "I'm gonna go see Aurora Snow tomorrow."
Ellen: "Who?"
Richie [in "must talk slowly to the retard" voice]: "Aurora Snow, the porn star?!?
Ellen: "What, another one?"
Richie: "You want anything or not?"
Ellen: "Yeah! Get me an autographed picture for Olivia!"
Richie: "Really?!? For Olivia?"
Ellen: "She needs to start collecting autographs. Might as well start somewhere. I'll frame it and hang it up in the hallway!"
Richie: "What? You will not."
Ellen: "I will too... I just know you can't do it."
Never, ever, ever tell a Carozza they can't do something. It's like yanking on a rodeo bull's tail and then mooning them five feet away. So now I have to explain this to my parents:
that's right
Posted by: nina and richie on February 21, 2004 07:31 PM"Cum get me?" Did y'all forget to explain that O is a girl... or are there plans in Olivia's future to become a lesbian porn star?
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on February 22, 2004 10:01 AMRelax. It was done out of fun. Do you know what that is?
Posted by: richie on February 22, 2004 11:15 AMOh dear got Tatt, its a JOKE
Posted by: ellen on February 22, 2004 02:08 PMUh, I was joking too.
Ah well, I should know better than to try to say anything funny... it never works.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on February 22, 2004 08:43 PMHeh... I knew you were joking. I also knew the Carozza clan probably wouldn't. Wanted to see what would happen. Apologies for allowing you to hang your fanny out.
For future reference, putting several ":) :) :)"'s at the end of a comment tends to distract the Italianate beast long enough to escape.
Most of the time.
Posted by: Scott on February 22, 2004 09:21 PMThat's too cool. When O grows up she's gonna be so proud of how cool her parents were.
Posted by: Sherri on February 22, 2004 10:59 PM