bin Laden et. al. call Americans a bunch of godless heathens, and sometimes he's right. Of course, sometimes he's wrong:

Forget buying that special someone a diamond necklace or a heart-shaped box of chocolates this Valentine's Day: a Dallas-based ministry thinks it has a better idea: "Her gift for Valentines? Stop looking at porn."

I got a whole bunch of friends who are going to have very disappointed girls in their life if this ever becomes a requirement. Umm... yeah... friends!