Instapundit brings us the latest breathless worry of the right: those fiendish lefties might cheat to try and win the election!

Say it ain't so, Joe, say it ain't so! All it really proves is Moby's political sophistication is just above the level of yanking ponytails on the playground. It's like something out of a basement sequence on "That 70s Show":

Kelso: "Aw man, Jackie dumped me again!"

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Forman: "Aw man, Donna dumped me again!"

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Moby [giggles, barely see him through the smoke]: "So, like, what we need to do is [giggle] call everyone up and tell them, like, [eyes wide, whispers] Reagan's gonna put the National Gaurd in your living room!!! Man, nobody will vote for that guy!"

camera spins backward

Forman: "What?!?"

camera spins to Moby

Moby [giggles]: "Yeah, man, it's the only way! Then we could call people up again and say, like, [giggles, whisper]the Republicans are gonna give all your jobs to the Mexicans! This will totally work!"

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Hyde: "What are you talking about, man?"

camera spins to Kelso

Kelso: "No, man, lay off... [giggling, snorting] I think he's onto something here!"

camera spins to Eric

Forman: [stares at Kelso]

camera spins to Moby

Moby: [uncontrollable giggling]

camera spins to Steven

Hyde: [stares at Moby for a moment, looks at Eric] "Who is that guy?"

Snap to black, sound of door slamming.