Those of you who think Kerry is a lock, think again:

A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around Sen. John Kerry and his quest to lockup the Democratic nomination for president, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Now, since I think all politicians are spineless nanny-state cheerleaders with the morals of a gerbil on meth, I'm not surprised something like this has floated to the surface. Depending on what it is, it may not even affect my vote choice all that much. But in a nation that goes all wobbly at a two-second flash of a boob, expect the sparks to fly and the mud to sling. I can't help but have a few chuckles when a pundit-laden pick implodes with a bang. Could it actually happen twice in a season?

Can you say "Gary Hart"? I knew you could...