This one's bad enough to make me suspect misquoting:

David Hasselhoff has complained to museum curators after finding his photo absent in a collection of memorabilia about the fall of the Berlin Wall. The actor and producer, who says he is working on a film version of TV series Knight Rider, claims he is partly responsible for the fall of the concrete divide.

Much scarier is the admission that Knight Rider is in the works for a movie treatment. Ellen nearly clawed her eyes out when I made her watch the "evil KITT" episode (an evil twin episode in the first five is never a good sign). I think making her watch this would definitely be paybacks for making me go see Battlefield Earth in the theater.