I'm not staying home today because of 4.5 inches of snow. You can't even make a decent snowman with 4.5 inches of snow on the ground. I've driven with 2.5 feet of snow on the ground delivering pizza in a rusted-out rear-wheel-drive Italian sports car before. Compared to that, our PT Cruiser is an f-ing mountain goat. I can drive in this.

I'm staying home today because of the titanic numbers of "I didn't pay $60,000 for this SUV just to be stopped by the laws of physics" morons clogging my commuter route. The last time I tried to fight the moronitude it took 2.5 hours to get to work (normally takes about 40 minutes.) We counted 22 wrecks, most of them SUVs on their sides or backs in the median or stacked up on the shoulder. No thanks. Time to break out the hot chocolate...

At least Jeff gets to play in his truck, and Damion gets to try out his snow tires!