Ok, the yellow-dog peanut gallery should take note, there's lots more room to the right of my chair thank you very much:

Hark! the Herald Leader sings,
"Glory to the new found Dean,
peace on earth, and mercy mild,
God and commies reconciled!"
Joyful, Euro nations rise,
join the whining of his cries;
which Elf/Fina notes proclaim
"Chirac was bought out by Hussein!"
Hark! the Herald Leader sings,
"Glory to the new found Dean!"

Now, take two P.J. O'Rourke columns and call me in the morning...