Jeff gets a... well, Jeff gets a no-prize for bringing this extremely bizzare court account of a cannibal and his willing victim:

Offering a full account of the killing that has gained him worldwide notoriety as "The Cannibal of Rotenburg", Armin Meiwes said there were "hundreds, thousands" of people seeking to fulfil their desires to eat humans or be eaten via Internet adverts in forums called "Cannibal Cafe," "Guy Cannibals" and "Torturenet".

I think we may have featured a bit on this awhile back, but I don't remember this much detail. Trust me, the intro doesn't do the account justice.

EEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwww.