Want to know what life is like inside the last country surrounded by an iron curtain? A look at some of their press releases is rather instructive:

The Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of the Fatherland and the National Reunification Institute made public a memorandum on November 28 after making a joint comprehensive survey of the human and material damage caused by the U.S. imperialists to the south Korean people since it occupied south Korea on September 8, 1945 and estimating its total amount.

Welcome to the land of delusion and make-believe. Please keep your hands and feet in the ride at all times. Shackles and chains will be provided to all passengers who are unable to comply. Shackles and chains will be provided to all other passengers as well. We hope you enjoy your stay in our worker's paradise!