I vaguely remember reading about "ancient Egyptian artifacts" found in Michigan as proof that somehow they were able to cross the ocean. Can't remember exactly where though, I cruise a lot of wacko sites. Well, in case you actually come across someone who talks about them, as you'd expect they're all fakes, and bad ones at that:
Last June [2002], [artifact invenstigator Richard] Stamps visited the Slate Valley Museum on the New York-Vermont border and asked workers there to examine several of the relics. The workers could identify the specific quarry each piece came from and what it originally was made to be: a window sill, a shingle or other construction pieces. But one trapezoidal tablet still puzzled Stamps. In the next room, he looked at a display of items made from slate, including a laundry tub. On closer examination, he noticed the end pieces of the tub were trapezoids, exactly matching the tablet.
Via NakedWriting.
I had a teacher for my Afro-American Humanities class who used these things as proof that the Egyptians beat Columbus to the New World. I think they had been pretty well debunked back then too, as the archaeologists who "unearthed" them refused to say where they were dug up from, and failed to locate the remains of any of the vessels the Egyptians used to cross the oceans. Of course, their response to such prying questions was to yell "racism!" and no doubt these new revelations will be rejected for the same reason.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on November 6, 2003 03:55 PM