Ok, you're a thief rummaging through an old man's house looking for some bling, and you stumble upon his box of pwerno. On examination, you find its full of pictures of little kids. On closer examination, you find one of those little kids is your sister. What're you gonna do?

Well, if you're this guy, you turn his ass in:

A Piqua [Ohio] man was arrested Friday after a burglar broke into his home and stumbled upon a metal box full of illicit photos of young girls, including the thief's 4-year-old sister.

Like Mark Twain said, truth will always be stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.