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Resume Ridicule
Been around awhile, but I thought it was amusing:
You only thought your resume was bad. Take a look at these 26 actual resume lines, wherein you find gems like:
I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.
I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
That's nothing. Check out this e-mail I got from one of my customers!
Hello Gail, I wrote you another e-mail, I am sorry I can not get the charm, I can’t afford it, something came up, but when I have money I will keep you in mind, sorry for any incontinence, thank you.
Amy
Posted by: Gail on October 9, 2003 08:19 PMOk. I don't care what anyone else says. That's goddamn funny.
Posted by: Scott on October 9, 2003 08:23 PMThose are good examples of our public school systems. I would like to see an accounting of the amount of money spend on schools in the last 40 years. Money is not the answer. I think the lack of family support for the school systems and lack of accountability for people who teach our kids are the top two causes of all this mess.
Posted by: Pat on October 10, 2003 03:45 AMOne of the big reasons why kids don't learn is school is:
1. lack of support from parents
2. TOO MUCH emphasis on homework and not school time learning. Make the day longer.
3. School taxes are way too high and no one can afford to slap out $2 grand in one chunk for taxes
4. People think they are too damn smart for school