While this guide to housecleaning is supposed to be "for men", some of it describes our household as a whole, like:

Dishes

Your second option is to put soap in the dishwasher and turn it on. It may take longer than doing it by hand, but you get much more accomplished and have a galley of clean dishes. Go ahead and leave them in there. Putting them away makes no sense when trying to save valuable television time. [We're actually a lot better about this now, but Ellen still tends to live out of the laundry basket, for the same reasons. --S]

Laundry

Don't worry about separating colors and whites. Just turn the machine to cold and you can wash whatever is dirty.

TIP - Need to get rid of wrinkles? Your dryer also doubles as an iron!

Toilet

The toilet paper roll is merely a suggestion. The bathroom counter or the toilet tank work as a quicker solution to storage of this valuable commodity

Ah, what a world...