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Looking Forward to it? Of Course!
Jeff gets two no-prizes in a row for bringing a preview of what my life will be like in 2 years. And I know it will, because this sounds exactly like what Ellen warns me about in sing-song tones:
Here is how you play Princesses: You get a Princess, or a Barbie. Then you brush her hair for a while. Then she gets married. That's it! You don't even need a Prince! Or, sometimes Winnie the Pooh is the Prince. It doesn't matter! It is not about the Prince. It is about the Princess. She is beautiful. She has beautiful hair. So she gets married! She lives in a big castle! It is not clear who is paying for this lifestyle. Maybe somewhere there are a bunch of licensed taxpayer characters.
Read the past paragraph of this piece at least once a day! It will be worth it. Jeff just has that old hairy legged boy to play with, trucks, transformers, Buzz Lightyear and stuff. lol
Posted by: Pat on September 12, 2003 01:03 PMjust wait until O wants to marry you, Scott... you'll melt into a puddle of mush. Hopefully, Ellen will be around to throw some ice at you to reconstitute you!
Let me be the first to confirm the "princesses" thing... that is how it works! You WILL learn how to play with Barbies.. and you WILL love every second of it. No, really, you will.
Posted by: Jim S on September 15, 2003 10:45 AM