Sometimes I'm really glad I have a daughter, because only guys seem to be dumb enough to do this sort of stuff:
The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.
WHY, oh why do we have to even SAY this kind of thing to people? You'd think that it would be common knowledge....
unfortunately, it doesn't say that his testicles were severed, thereby eliminating any chance of a contribution by this numb-nuts (haha!) to the genepool!
Posted by: Jim S on September 4, 2003 11:07 AMSomebody's been watching too much "Jackass"...
Too bad they missed the disclaimer :P
Posted by: moxie on September 4, 2003 06:20 PM