Ok, as a former pizza delivery man myself, I find this one to be completely f'd up:

Autopsy results expected to be released today could help investigators begin to unravel whether there was a link between the deaths of two pizza delivery men, including one killed when a bomb strapped to his chest exploded after a bank robbery.

Apparently they have video of the first poor bastard going up, which I'm sure will be on one of Ellen's sicko websites any second now. It gets even weirder:

Wells allegedly entered a PNC Bank branch in Erie, some time after leaving Mama Mia's Pizza-Ria, where both he and Pinetti worked, to deliver two sausage and pepperoni pies to a rural location along a main road, near a television transmission tower.

This thing just screams slasher movie. Like something out of that Rob Zombie flick we saw last winter. Sheesh...