Ok, it's the beginning of the football season, you're a starter, and you're team has a pretty good shot at going all the way. What happens? You get shot in the butt:

[All-pro linebacker Joey] Porter was standing outside a Denver sports bar following Saturday night's game between alma mater Colorado State and rival Colorado when he was struck by a bullet that entered his left buttocks and lodged in his right thigh. Police say he was an innocent bystander during what may have been a gang-related shooting.

Ok, no more complaining about my bad luck because I've got a siezed lugnut on my Spider.