OK! my turn to answer questions from Jim.

1. Should I take the cheap shot?... well, of course I should... How in the hell did a nice girl like you get all mixed up with Scott??

WOW!? A nice girl like me? Actually Scott and I met on an internet chat room. *EEEK!!* Yeah, he was shopping around for women and apparently I was the only one that he could have a "normal" conversation with. It escalated from there. As Scott would say, "Yes, you can actually find someone on the internet, you just have to go through a few psychos, one chick who's husband drops by, and a 14 year old in a wheelchair to find them."

2. What one thing haven't you told people on the website that you want them to know?

Hrmm... that is a good question. Other than being a sophisticated veterinary technician, a marvelously successful homemaker, and the mother of a future nobel-prize winner, I'm also the CEO of a nationwide chain of "discount adult entertainment" stores (the "Wal-Marts of Porn" -- Washington Post)

Just kidding... about the nobel prize thing I mean.

3. Now that you have a baby girl, are you going to let her act like you did when you were a teenager? (examples required)

I was the most BORING teenager ever! I wore all gray and black and didn't talk to anyone. Or maybe no one wanted to talk to me. Some asinine group of kids always called me "Death". Why? I have no fucking clue. I really had no friends in high school at all, I studied all the time. In my senior year I had so many credits I wasn't allowed in school after 11 am.

Would I want Olivia to be like me? Hell No! I think half of my problems were that I wasn't outgoing enough. If she wants to take a dance class, by all means she gets to do it. Same with sports and a musical instrument if she wants it. I really would like her to be her own person.

4. If you could never, ever have a cat, dog, fish (or whatever other pets you currently have) (... the horror!), what pet would you have and why?

I would want a Sugar Glider! They are too cute for words! Plus you can keep them in your pocket. I would always have my pet with me! Scott says, "then they'll call you the crazy squirrel lady instead of the crazy cat lady... some trade." Buttmunch.

5. How much time DO you spend surfing the net for porn? Actually I don't surf for porn on my computer. If I wanted porn I'd use Scott's computer... he has much better bookmarks.

I only look for the weird shit. I have learned the hard way to stay away from porn that says 'barn yard animals', 'old people', and of course ALWAYS stay away from the porn that says *shocking!*. So ok, back to the origional question. I surf maybe and hour a day for weird porn stuff.

Ok, so, as required:

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions (not the same as you see here).
3. You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.