You have to use a stungun on your teen girl to keep her off the computer.

I never will understand this. If it were us, it'd never get that far. If, for whatever reason, we were to, I don't know, take in a foster child that acted like this, there would simply be no computer in the house. If they ran away because of that, well, buh-bye.

Yeah, I'm a bastard. Got a card and everything.