Proof positive that the United States is not alone in its collection of oddball left-wing artists, we have a Canadian theater troupe putting on a live sex act as a form of protest. Ellen is a rabid fan of Sue Johansen, the Canadian "talk sex" lady. Considering her callers's prediliction for questions about, as she so delicately puts it, "butt sex," it was with a bit of trepidation that I examined the article. It would appear attendees will instead be treated to a long discussion of the principles of Canadian obscenity law and then presented with two "amateur" actors performing oral sex on each other. Leave it to theater to suck (as it were) the life out of even basic fun.

But is it art?