Shouting out the cat's name instead of hers. You know, because the cat's jumped up on the bed and is clawing your leg or something... yeah, that's the ticket...

I think I read that once long ago.

I disagree with so many of those (and I bet others do too), that I'm not sure I like the idea of it as a list. But so long as guys know not everything's written in stone...

The Top 10 Things A Woman Should Not Do During Sex:

1. Talk about anything but her lover.
2. Particularly commitment or the condition of the ceiling.
3. Make any statement that includes the words "you used to" or "when we were going out."
4. Compare her lover to any other man in any way.
5. Especially her father.
6. Answer the phone.
7. Ask her lover to answer the phone.
8. Ask her lover to let the dog / cat / three-toed sloth in or out of the house.
9. Ask her lover to let the dog / cat / three-toed sloth in or out of the bedroom.
10. Express disappointment with, disapproval of, or disgust at her lover for any reason.

Now, what's the common thread among the items above? That's right: talking! Whereas men's sexual errors are diverse and almost all are about doing, with women it's their mouths that get them in trouble. Which seems to me a good argument for keeping them shut, or perhaps well filled, until the action is over.

A few samples from the Hall Of Women's Gaucheries During Sex:

"Let's get married and have a baby!"
"I want you to know I'm doing this just for you."
"This better be good, chauvinist pig bastard."
"Is it really in?"
"You know, my ex-boyfriend Lance could go half the night without stopping." (A double penalty for this one, as no one has ever had an ex-boyfriend named Lance.)
"You used to be able to do that for a lot longer."
"I really thought I'd enjoy this more."

No doubt other middle aged Curmudgeons will have their own lists.

Good list... BUT is it your own PERSONAL list???

I disagree with about half of that list.
Everyone has different tastes.

Ok people, you are taking the list far too seriously. Lighten up.

I found the list to be very educational, and pretty damn accurate. I think the main thing to always remember is to take your mates likes and dislikes very seriously and act accordingly.

All the 40 things the guys must or mustn't do are all true, experience tells it all, yah! whoever wrote this is genius...a pat on shoulder for him. we women do experience all the 40s. Men, change and always remember to discuss weaknesses and strength....life is what you make it.

You know - answering the phone during sex can be fun. Only if it's the 5th time that day, though. And not because she's bored. Only because it's seems like a fun thing to do... Conversation might go as follows:

Her - "Hi Mom"

Mom - "Hi. What's up?"

Her - "My legs. Wrapped around his back. And what's up with you?"

Mom = "ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

See? Amusing.

CALLING SOMEONE ELSE NAME THAT IS A SIGN THAT SHE IS THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE THAT SHE HAD BETTER SEX WITH OR THAT SHE GOING TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH .

CALLING SOMEONE ELSE NAME THAT IS A SIGN THAT SHE IS THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE THAT SHE HAD BETTER SEX WITH OR THAT SHE GOING TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH .

Hey My Girlfriend said i don't know how to do it immediately the tool cooled down. What might be the cause?