Ok, first of all, want to go on record saying leaving toddlers in the median of a highway is dangerous and bad. However, I doubt if there's a parent out there who hasn't thought about doing this at least once. I know my mom threatened to do it more than once. Well, that and giving me and my brother away to the gypsies.

Of course, the difference is none of you ever actually did it. Which is why she's in jail, you're not, and the kids turned out all right after all.