"Uh... captain?"
"Yes Lieutenant?"
"There's a, well, a polar bear chewing on us sir."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Outside, sir, on the ice, there's a polar bear chewing on the back of the submarine."
"Let me see that." [looks through periscope] "Well I'll be damned. Don't just stand there, help me take a picture!"
Obviously one of the homosexual ursines found in the area.
After all, he was after seamen.
Posted by: Bigwig on May 13, 2003 02:25 PMI think you have the score wrong, it looks more like polar bear 1 - submarine 0 Very funny pictures.
Posted by: Pat on May 15, 2003 10:31 AM