No matter how hard you try, there's always going to be a busybody out to ruin everyone's fun:

One city councilman says the display [of women sunbathing in bikinis at a newly-renovated public park] is inappropriate in a place frequented by families and surrounded by churches. Councilman Wendell Gilliard says he is ready to take a stand, comparing the activity to the hot-selling "Girls Gone Wild" videos of college students in various stages of drunken undress.

Welcome to family values, 18th-century style! To their credit, most of the other city council seems to be ignoring the boob. As it were.