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Great, Now Ellen will Want to Move to Germany
Because apparently you you can get your insurance company to pay for boobies and other forms of plastic surgery there. I'm deeply conflicted about the US's health policies. I feel very uncomfortable about industries figuring out how to make a profit on people's health. Yet I also believe our comparative lack of "socialized medicine" and the use of competition has been a factor in our economy's flexibility. I also know the entire issue is so complicated there's not one person on the planet with the answer to all the problems, or even a particularly large chunk of them. I sure as heck don't, and neither do you.
But hey, any country that'll pay for boobies has to be doing something right!
OHIP (our health program up here) pays for sex changes, but not for boob jobs (or any other plastic surgery for that matter). Because apparently the need for a sex change is the result of a "disease" where a person actually believes that they are a woman (or man) trapped inside a man's (or woman's) body. Right. I believe I'm a thin person trapped inside a fat person's body. Gimme some free liposuction!
Posted by: Pam on March 4, 2003 04:55 PMPersonally...I'd sign off on government funded MANDATORY liposuction and boob jobs for all women!
OINK OINK OINK!
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph on March 4, 2003 06:23 PMGovernment boobs. They don't actualy do anything, but at they they are there.
Government boobs. Just wait till the Congressmen get their hands on those "perks."
Government boobs. First the government encouraged smoking, now they are trying to ban it. Are you sure you want them getting involved with breasts?
Government boobs. Up for re-election next year.
How are fake breasts different from a politician? They're not. Both pretend to be something they're not in order to get something from us.
BATFaB - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Breasts. Do you really want men with guns checking to make sure that your wife's breasts have been properly licensed?
Government Boob - See William Jefferson Clinton (Bad Byna, too easy and too partisan!)
Government boobs - A chicken in every pot with luscious breasts for all!
Government boobs - All naturaly well-endowed women shall have to pay a special tax in order to make up for the unfair bounty that they have received. This tax will be used to fund breast jobs for women with below average bust lines.
Byna, broke up with his last girl-friend just before she got a boob job. And had too much will power for another roll in the hay even though she was willing. :(
Posted by: Byna on March 5, 2003 02:50 AMI want a girl friend in germany.age is not problem
Posted by: manjula dodanwela on July 21, 2003 10:21 PM