I've got a pregnant woman pen.
It's just the shape (no glass baby), but it's kinda weird too.

As soon as I saw the entry, I knew. I have a friend who received one of these for her first pregnancy two years ago. "Did Alice give you that?" "Yes." It was (as we had thought) from the girl who had posed in front of the Wall O' Dildos for a snapshot.

Yes, there are certainly people out there weird enough to give this keyring.

I think the pregnant key chain thing is positively GROSS. I am a pretty open minded individual, but some things are not funny.
I man had to have come up with that idea.
Just something not funny about a pregnant woman.
How about a few jabs about the male body and its various parts.

Ellen,
I am Pat's friend Rhonda....she didnt want me to say that but...oh well.
She said not to give you any ideas about posting naughty things, which by the way, I think are pretty darn funny.
I think Pat secretly peeks at the naughty things, but claims she dosent.
Keep them coming.
R