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How to Flat Kill My Sweety, Method #2
Method #1 is stick her in a haunted house and yell BOO at her. Method #2? Method 2 would probably be her opening a package and having a live snake jump out of it. That one would probably do in my mom too. I mean, you should hear her scream when the fish jumps around, and she's not really all that scared of him.
I think if you opened a package and a cobra popped up you would probably keel over dead too. I know I would, of course if I found a large worm in a package it would probably have the same effect. I don't like creepy, crawly things.
Posted by: Pat on February 26, 2003 11:45 AMYeah, I can hear you and your brother now squealing for the women to come get that bug on the ceiling.
Ask my Mom how flat I can make a spider.