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Even I Knew This Wouldn't Work
Problem: Funny looking people dressing in black and spikey bits keep hanging around your museum scaring the little old ladies because they look funny.
Moronic, didn't-anyone-learn-anything-from-the-60's solution: Play classical music really really loud
Result? More goths show up.
A choice FARK comment:
I've had the easiest time beating the crap out of [frat boys and ganstas], and had the hardest time against drunk Goth chicks (because they usually stab you with things).
Note to self: Make sure Kris doesn't have anything sharp on her next time we go out.
Could someone, ANYONE, pleeeease inform the world that Marilyn Manson and Slipknot are NOT in any way, shape, or form, GOTH!! Marilyn Manson is a shock-rock group, part of the mainstream not-even-sub-culture. Slipknot, too, is like Mainstream "alternative" noise. Oh wait, "alternative" isn't even a classification that works anymore.
These "Goths" that they speak of are what we call "Spooky Kids," the youngin's that wouldn't know goth if it came up and spiked 'em in the forehead!
Good thing I don't wear sharp things often!!
Posted by: Battie on February 10, 2003 12:22 PMWhen Jeff (my brother) lived in Glen Burnie MD I saw a lot of (what I then thought were) goth wannabes. Kids "in garb" wandering around quite obviously trying to look spooky. They were failing miserably of course, pretty much just looking ridiculous. Even then (1996) I was able to tell the real from the poser.
Go me!
:)
Posted by: scott on February 10, 2003 12:46 PMGet down wit yo bad self, Scott!! You were smart even back then!! You got some brains up there!! Yeah, "spooky kids" like to dress up scary for the mall, and when they go out to the ice cream shop. Eek, they scare me so!!
Posted by: Battie on February 10, 2003 02:53 PM