Just when you thought the Japanese couldn't get any weirder they come out with hentai fighting video games. Hentai, for those not in the know, is Japanese ...erotic... animation, which from what little I've seen ranges from school girls with no panties to super women getting gang raped by giant sticky tentacles. No, really! So take that, then combine it with a fighting video game like Mortal Kombat, and you get hentai fighting video games.

So all of you who bemoaned the decline of youth culture and blamed it on ultraviolent video games, you're all obliged to take it back. We got nothing on the Japanese. Nothing.