If every man's wife shot him for watching porn, well, who would be left to do all the auto maintenance and heavy lifting?
White trash? Who will take care of the four children in case she goes to jail, as she most definitely should. He is 21 and the oldest of the four kids is 10, there is more to this story than meets the eye. I guess stupidity is not a crime.
You left out all the electronically stuff men do. That is just a third reason to keep you around.