Both Ellen and my Mom are inveterate e-bay hounds. Mom especially is well known for her poaching/vultching/swooping skills. Fortunately, neither of them have got up the gumption to sell anything, because if they did I'm sure something like this would happen!
I do NOT poach, vultch, or swoop! I am a world class SNIPER! My personal best bid is winning with 1 second left in the auction. I rarely lose and rarely if ever, bid with more than 10 seconds left on the clock. This is with a dial up modem. I am proud of my skills and way too lazy to sell. I do, however, get a kick out of doing the happynekkidsniperdance after winning an auction!!! LOL
Just won a complete wardrobe for you Bubba.