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My Southern Mama sent me this one: *NO, it's not her!! But I would not put it past her to do something like that*
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...
Oh Ellen! You know I am much too polite to have said such things to a nice policeman. I would have taken his pencil away, then hit him over the head with my big ole tote bag. Well maybe not if it wasn't my car. LOL
I have been stopped by different police officers, in different areas for a bunch of different reasons. I was guilty as sin every time. Never once have I gotten a ticket for any of my transgressions. Must be my Southern Charm, drives my boys nut that I get away with such things! Jeff says he can get a ticket for speeding while parked in that old black Trans Am. ROTFLMAO
Posted by: Pat on August 14, 2002 10:30 AMNo that's Scott who said that back when he was ~18(Of course that's his story and he is sticking to it) I have actually never gotten a speeding ticket (2 Parking tickets and one other ticket) *Knocks on wood* but no speeding ticket. Neither one of my cars will get above 60MPH. (That's my story and I am sticking to it)
Posted by: Jeff on August 14, 2002 10:42 AMWell Good Morning to my other son! Of course I know you would never get a speeding ticket cause neither of your Trans Ams will go faster than 60mph. ROTFLMAOPIMP I also know you would race with anything including a horse drawn buggy!
Posted by: Pat on August 14, 2002 11:12 AM