Ok, I'm linking to this article about Japanese language skills only because it lets me link up engrish.com again, which I think is probably the funniest thing we've ever mentioned on this site.

No, I'm not making fun of Japanese. Far from it. But as a computer programmer, syntax is everything, and I love wordplay. The unintentional malapropisms of "engrish" are deeply funny from a purely structural point of view. You see, I'm one of those people that falls over laughing when someone writes "GREEN" on a red sheet of paper.

Yes, Ellen thinks it's wierd too.