403!!! Verboten! Forbidden!

Well, it finally happened. I've gotten so $#@@#%'ing sick of comment spammers I'm trying to ban them all again. My sql query is now pretty sophisticated, so if you're seeing this you most likely got a little manic trying to submit a comment that was tripping a filter. Do a google search for "what is my ip?", find it, then write it down and send it to me at scott@amcgltd.com. I'll un-ban you immediately after that. For some reason, people (like my mom) take this message extremely personally. Some people (like my mom) need to take a nap. It ain't personal, just let me know and I'll fix it.

NOTE!!!

Lately, I've been getting a few, "dude, I'm banned?!? Wtf?!?" emails, from people who are a) trolling Google images or b) puzzled why a direct link to our site causes funny red x's to appear on theirs.

YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR BANDWIDTH, YOU BRAIN DEAD M-ER F-ERS!!! The next time one of you twits makes me go scan the ban file for you IP, I'm putting a contract out on you*

Unless you're my mom. Which is fine, since if this IS my mom, she's gotten so offended she's half way to the emergency room anyway. So it's all good.

Time to frag some zombies.

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* Only a moron would actually take this sort of threat seriously. Since only only a moron would COMPLAIN, I guess I'll have to be explicit... IT'S A JOKE! LAUGH, G-D YOU, LAUGH!