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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. ― Spike Milligan
February 08, 2010
... Part Duex...

"I don't need to keep up with where all these nuts and bolts go," I said to myself as I undid the frozen window regulator on the Milano. "I'll have the replacement sent second-day, it'll be here on the 28th. Plenty of time, and by then the roads will be clear of the last of the salt. Two days, tops"

.. WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TUESDAY TO 7 PM EST WEDNESDAY... A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TUESDAY TO 7 PM EST WEDNESDAY. * PRECIPITATION TYPE... SNOW. * ACCUMULATIONS... 10 TO 20 INCHES. * TIMING... MID-AFTERNOON TUESDAY THROUGH WEDNESDAY.

Canine Rocky Mountain...Well...You Get It

Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone. The 37-year-old, from Brighton, east Sussex, was charged with two offences by the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons while working at St Runwald’s Surgery in Colchester, Essex, between April 2008 and September 2009.

Umm...err...wow.

Aiieeeeee!!!

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February 07, 2010
Woot!!!

Congrats to the Saints. I've been rooting for you bastiches for 20 years. Hooray for you!!!

I Need To Purchse One!

I don't have Kit Cat Clock!

One is purchased every 3 minutes! WOW!

Face First

Climbing into the Black Box

Scientists in Belgium have developed a technique which allows them to communicate with otherwise vegetative patients. Anything that allows people to communicate is fine by me!

February 06, 2010
Sledding=WIN!

Sooooo COOOLLLLDD.....

This is what happens when Scott realizes that DROIDS are full of WIN! Video camera in pocket!

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Deer Ceiling Cat bless this foodz weer bout to eatz
moar funny pictures
Make-Shift Sled

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Yep...a boogie board. It worked.

Blizzard 2010

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Laugh. Think. $$$.

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